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Doctor pricription 4 u,
a cute little smile 4 breakfast
more laugh 4 lunch,
&lots of happiness 4 dinner,
doctor fee??
1 sms whenever U R free & in happy mood.
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brain ....to think abt u
eyes....to look at u
heart.... to luv u
legs... to walk with u
mouth ... to say i miss u
foot .... to kick u if u forget me
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Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.
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sms
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now dont ask me 4 more sms ...
appna raag aap jamaoo
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zindagi dour hai.....
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zindagi dour hai????????
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chal dour
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Mat perh...
mat perh...
chour day...
mat perh...aray janay day...
abay janay day....
chal merra kiya jata hai perhi ja...
main nay kuon sa agay kuch likha hai
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mill gaya...
oyee mill gaya....
oyee hoiyee mill gaya.....
oye oye mill gaya....
oye oye oye mill gaya....
lallaa dhomm mill gaya......
yeh sms perhnay walla aik or pagal mill gaya
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MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
MEN BEWAKUF...
shshhhhhhhh....ahista bolo yahan tak awaz aa rahi hai.
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some 1 asked me 2 describe u in 2 words....
he xpected me to answer d word the best.....
but i didnt answer i just simply smile n said''''no comparison''''.
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boy 2 pretty girl
boy: janeman meray dil main a ja
girl: sandle utraoon kya ????????
boy: pagal masjid thordi ha asay hi aja
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
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LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
146 chars (1 sms)